Rest in Heavenly Peace...

Every year, my mother-in-law hosts a huge Christmas party complete with an ice cream cake from Hoffman's, a local insitution that has been making delicious ice cream for many generations. Though we gorge ourselves on Hoffman's treats regularly, we always get excited about the annual Christmas ice cream cake.

This year did not disappoint. In fact, in addition to being super rich and tasty, this year's cake had an extra special decorative scene:

LOOK OUT, BABY JESUS!

In this depiction of the nativity scene, the wise men apparently came bearing gold, frankincense and a 9mm.

Don't worry, we ate him before he could do anyone any harm.